Definitely add Chinese New Year to your spring Spotify playlist if youre looking for a happy in-between for this weather.
I never really thought of you, i never really thought that you could.Georg Fredrich Handel, For Unto Us A Child Is Born (from HandelsMessiah) Lyric: For unto us a child is born/Unto us a Son is given.Level 42, Something About You Lyric: Carved out of caring Misheard as: Carved out of Karen Apparently, as Fall Out Boy phuket town escort implies, Tom Riddle (a.k.a.Misheard as: Cmon body lets go potty.Fuse ODG, Dangerous Love Lyric: Look at you in that dress/Girl you dangerous like a gun Misheard as: Look at you in that dress/Girl you dangerous like Dewgong.Burl Ives, Have a Holly-Jolly Christmas Lyric: Ho ho the mistletoe, a-hung where you can see Misheard as: Ho ho the missing toe, a hunger you can see.Misheard as: You aint never pornographic and you aint no friend of mine.Misheard as: New kids porn today.Good lord, what a nice conversation.The Monkees, Im a Believer Lyric: Then I saw her face.Misheard as: Let this dude Poop in your shoes/Its right, A-a-a-all-riiight!Misheard as: GloriaEstefan is gay, oh!Misheard as: On the twelfth day of Christmas, My tulip sent to me Twelve drummers drumming Eleven pipers piping Ten lawyers leaving Nine lazy Hansons Eight maids a-milking Seven warts on women Six geezers laying Five golden rings Four calling birds Three French hens Two.Dire Straits, Walk of Life Lyric: Do the song about the sweet loving woman Misheard as: Do the song about the senile old woman Advertisements Im sure weve all had made the same mistake whenever a song plays on and you sing to the words.
Aqua, Barbie Girl, lyric: Cmon Barbie, lets go party.
Aint nothing but a fart hey, aint nothing but a meat steak.




Cat Stevens, Another Saturday Night Lyric: Another Saturday night and I aint got nobody/I got some money because I just got paid Misheard as: Another Saturday night and I aint got nobody/I got some money because I just got laid.Misheard as: Shes mighty mighty, built like a mastodon.Still, while its yellow, make it mellow.But its hard to fake it baby when Im lying next to you.The Temptations, My Girl Lyric: I got all the riches, baby, 1983 escort xr3i one man can have Misheard as: I got all the bitches, baby, one man can have.Yes, this is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.Laying naked making one last call for you.Robert Palmer, Addicted to Love.
Johnny Cash, Jackson Lyric: We got married in a fever.
Don Broco, Thug Workout Lyric: Look up above, youre in love Misheard as: Look at my bum, youre in love.


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