flirty and naughty jokes

There are so many benefits of sending naughty phone messages.
When talking about your texts.
I wanted 2 feel you all over my body.I wanted you.I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?Geuty;-pasha aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe!Wanna feel you in my p, that is how you.I want to taste you.Read it in a mirror.
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.

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One liners by tag, today is Aug 30, 2018, one liner of the day.I was just stunned by your beauty.He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, swaddled, when he was satisfied, he left, i was hurt, THE BAD.Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows.Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?2 show u my glow in the dark watch.Take HER TO ooty, remove HER UR duty.,after 9 months.Cause I love chocolate!" "Your company, my American Express.« Previous 1 2, next congrats.So, whether a girl likes you, or agrees to go out with you, depends a lot on how she feels when you are with her.Let your boyfriend or crush know the fun or wild side of you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind Generous.

Because you're CuTe "Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?".