He looked around and said, "New house, new madam".
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" The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.On landing, the pilot says, "Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear." The hunters go out and return with two bears.Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.One day I was out on deck when a shipmate of mine fell overboard.She looked at original maturity date mortgage the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for.00.Send joke: More jokes about: animal, cop, drug, life, a dick has a sad life.Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams.There was a sign on the cage that said.00, which seemed awfully cheap.The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, Youre not doing this for the hunting, are you?
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He batemans bay escorts sees the same bear, aims, and fires.After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town.The man at the counter said, "I don't think you want that one, it used to live in a whore house." The woman replied, "I don't care I'll take." She brought the parrot home and the parrot said, "New house, new master." The woman's.So the pilot says, "I told you ONE bear!" But the hunters point out that the previous year, on payment of an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had let them put two bears on board.Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female.When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.No questions asked or answers given.
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him.
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either.



A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, You know what.
The other one continued.
Show him your badge!".

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